Thursday, I went to let my little girls out after work. We don't have a fence so we go out with them and I stand on the porch and let them run and go to the bathroom. I noticed someone out in the field next to us so I waited til they left and then went out with the dogs. As we are out there this jack-ass comes back to the field with his dog. So of course, Callie the simple dog, runs off to greet her new friend. Molly ever fearful stays behind. I start running after her and Molly starts running after me.
Mind you, I have NO bra on, NO shoes on, my
So hear I am running after this damn dog that is not listening to a word I am saying. Callie finally stops to play with this guys dog and then out of the corner of hereye she spots a woman walking down the street that runs in-front of my house. Now she takes off across the street chasing this lady. I run after her and the lady stops as she realizes I am chasing the dog that is chasing her. Then the dogdiverts across the street again and here I go after her again! Did I mention I have poor little Molly tucked under my arm during all of this! So I grap her back and it knocks her legs out so that I can grap her tight a second time. I happily march back to the house with two dogs tucked under my arms looking like a quarterback. With the whole damn neighborhood watching!
I think it is time I invested in a fence, don't ya think?
Now you see why I don't like dogs! LOL Lovable creatures but they sure can drive you nuts. Wish we had a fence too. Of course if it were me I would file that chase under my exercise for the day. LOL No need to work out twice!
ReplyDeleteYikes! Yeah, it sounds like a fence might be a good idea! I was cracking up at the visual I was getting of you running all over. Glad you got them both back in the house safely!
ReplyDeletei'm laughing WITH you. i swear
ReplyDeleteperhaps. although, how would your tiny little town get their entertainment?
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