Saturday night Mom, Grandma, Tom, his Mom and his Aunt and I went to the local Babies R Us to finish my baby registry. We had a fun time oohing and ahhing over everything then we grabbed some dinner together before we headed home. Mom, Grandma and I were in a separate car from Tom, his Mother and his Aunt. So we stop at Dairy Queen so I can grab a hot fudge sundae. We are driving back to Mom's house from the DQ and when we get in the neighborhood cars are stopped in the street and there is a cop blocking the way. Of course I start going off about the cop blocking the road and my ice cream is melting (priorities people). So I told Mom to pull around to see if we could squeak by. Of course we can't as the cop truly is blocking the entire road. Now all I can think of is how my hot fudge is melting my ice cream and we are going to be sitting here forever! I jump out of the car all the while mumbling how this is like living in the projects, etc, etc.
I approach the cop car to see what the heck is going on. I asked him and he answers, "No one is going through until the tow truck moves." Yes thank you asshole as I could see a tow truck from the part of the road that I was on. Of course I gave a curt, "Mother Fucker!" In response to his answer and stormed back to the car. I hear the cop yelling behind me: "Did you just call me a Mother Fucker!" Yikes! I pretended like I didn't hear him and continued to the car. I will assume his ass was glued to his seat since he didn't bother to a) Tell the people that there was a tow truck moving a car and that the road would be briefly closed and b) Come chase after me when I stated the situation (not the police officer) was a Mother Fucker.
I call Tom to see where he is and low and behold he is behind us waiting. I get in his car and we go back to our house. I ate my hot fudge sundae in his car. No one was arrested. Good times!
In retrospect I can see how crazy people yell at cops and rip there tickets up and throw them in the street. On Saturday I was that crazy person!
(As a side note: I don't like eating ice-cream in the car or in the dark, which is why I was so pissed.)
I am glad his ass was glued to the seat as I did NOT relish the thought of seeing my pregnant child tasered and spending the rest of the night trying to find a bail bonds person. I'm not sure but I think he took my liscense plate number for future reference. Perhaps I should find a good local bonds person and add the name and number to my phone book, just in case.
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