Think About What You Just Said....

I was talking to someone today (the name of which shall be left anonymous).  I asked if they were going to go and get there new Social Security Card and suggested going to the Elkton office as it is not as crowded.

This anonymous person replied, "Don't you have to go to the same state that you live in."

I replied, "Think about what you just said."

And that person replies "Oh, I got it."

This to me was of course just hysterical!

And, just in case someone is trying to figure it out still.

You can get a Social Security Card in any state because it is a Federal Government Office, not a State Government Office.  ;-)

The Results Are In...

I know L and M you were dying to know my test results so here they are:

According to this test I have a:

Type A Casual Personality
This is a woman who has the same tendencies as her compulsive sister. She, however does not go to the extreme. While her environment is always neat and disorder distresses her, she does not obsess over it. She has managed to place relationships in their proper perspective, yet struggles keeping them there. In a nutshell, she is a more easy going or relaxed version of an A - Compulsive.

According to this test I am a:

Golden Retriever- Good at making friends.  Very loyal.  Retriever personalities do not like big changes.  They look for security. Can be very sensitive.  Very caring. Has deep relationships, but usually only a couple of close friends.  Wants to be loved by everyone. Looks for appreciation. Works best in a limited situation with a steady work pattern.
Biblical Example: Abraham
Case Study: Genesis 12-22
Strength: Accommodating, calm, affirming
Weakness: Indecisive, indifferent, unable to express emotional, too soft on other people
Limitation: Seeing the need to be more assertive, holding others accountable

And this test:




GOLD: At work or in school: I like set routines and organized ways of doing things, rules and directions are a great help to me. I prefer to stay on one topic at a time. I need to know what is expected of me, and I always want to know if I am on the right track. I like subjects that are useful and traditional, such as business, accounting, history and government.
With friends: I prefer people who are careful with their money and who make plans ahead of time. I like my friends to be loyal, dependable and on time. I am serious about love and show it in many practical ways.
With family: I like stability and security and enjoy traditions and frequent celebrations. I like to spend holidays with family members, and I plan ahead for such gatherings.

So there you have it ladies and gentlemen!

J.O.B.'S.

I am sorry but what dumb woman decided we should have equal rights as men?

I am serious, I loathe working, I hate my job. I wish I could quit, so who do I blame this on, the women that first cried out equal right that's who, you suck!

I really wish I had kids that I could stay at home and tend to. (I know, you moms out there are chuckling)

I know, I might receive some shit for this post, so I am kidding, kind-of. So sue me.

The Bar-B-Cue

Well we had the housewarming barbecue Saturday and it was tons of fun!

Here are a few pics:

Justice Was Served!

Hallelujah, Writing a letter actually did some good. Those of you may recall that on my old blog I posted a letter that I wrote to the Melting Pot. Today I received a message on the answering machine to call back the manager at the restaurant. I called L immediately to tell her he called. L got him on three way and L did all the talking for me  ;-) He explained, apologized, blah-blah-blah. Then he said he would mail a gift card and a photo frame in the mail!

 Yes, victory is mine! (and L's of course!)

Liz Longley

I can't get her songs out of my head! She has the best voice I have heard in a long time.

Check her out:

Liz Longley

Photo Joe

Eureka!

I've finally decided! I am going to study Agribusiness Management! It incorporates both Agriculture and Business, who'd have thunk it! The best thing is it is on-line courses so I don't have to go anywhere! I am so excited/nervous.

Somebody Stop Me....

I am trying to figure out what I want to do with my life and I don't have a clue. I looked on line at all the colleges in my area and so far the only one that sounds good is Del Tech. They are the only ones I have seen with Horticulture Degree listed.  I am so in-decisive. I think I need a good swift kick in the ass to motivate me in the right direction. There is a Del-Tech campus right by my work but the campus that does Horticulture is an hour from my house and I don't even know if they have night classes or what, to be able to work and attend classes. I think I should have done this about four years ago and I would have my degree and be on my merry way. What the heck man? I kind of want to go to U of D but I know it will be way too expensive and I am not trying to work at the poor farm with the degree I will eventually obtain. AHHHH! Why does life agitate me so? I really am being lazy I suppose but a part of me really doesn't want to do any work, at all, none. Please if you would like to contribute an insight feel free to comment!

L do you want to join with me? I know you do  :-)

Too Funny!

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female.... Any part under a car's hood.
Male... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male..... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said . . .... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said ... They don't have time

He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
She said . . . They already have boyfriends.

She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.

He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

College Perhaps

Lately, I have been toying around with the ideal of going to college. I always said I would never go to college, but I am beginning to re-think that. My job will pay for it if I go for Business, but I think that is boring. I kind of want to be a Botanist or a Golf Course Superintendent. But I am not exactly sure. I always wanted to open up my own business with my Best Friend L since we love to do floral design and are quite good at it. We also daydream that our Best Friend E will be our accountant for free ;-) and we will all live happily ever after.

But, if I don't do anything, nothing will ever happen. I will be just like those poor people that I work with, that work to make ends meat and to take care of there children and they never seem like they really enjoy life. I don't want to be like that, I want to have a big huge house and a job I love. I think this weekend I am going to look in to colleges on-line! Here's to nothing!

Hola Senoritas

I am back and in the action!

Some of you may know that I had to DELETE my other blog, the name will be left anonymous to protect the not so innocent, because my co-workers were reading it and I will have none of that! There is something about co-workers reading your blog, being offended and then confronting you and evoking way to much emotion to be the least bit settling.

"Stay tuned for more action and romance!"