"No Thanks, I'm Rich"

On our way to Cracker Barrel last night my Mom starts to tell me about my Dad earlier that day. They had gone together to Home Depot and as they walked through the door a worker asks my Dad if he would like to enter to win a $100 Home Depot Gift Card. My Dad breezes past him and tells the man, "No thanks, I'm rich." I about busted a guy when my Mom told me this, my Dad is getting quite cantankerous in his old age! Dad was sitting in the back seat and we got to talking about his "I'm rich" comment. My Dad, ever the comedian, goes on to say: "I have a better chance of falling getting out of this van and breaking my leg then I do to win a gift card." Touche Dad, Touche!